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Like no other, iPod Michael Bolton Special Edition
stands out. Jet black, it bears a sultry blonde Apple Click Wheel and,
on the flip side, the autograph of the great song stylist! It
comes with
an exclusive nude Michael Bolton poster that fans will really enjoy
and, of course, the
signature white iPod earbuds. What's more, the songs are permanently
embedded and play automatically. You will crap in your Depends, this is
so great.
Ships:
1-3 business days
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The sexy blonde Click Wheel and dramatic black face scream to be noticed. They reflect the dominant colors on Michael Bolton's new album, How to Lodge a Pineapple in My Anus (Expected in November 2004).
You can fit every Michael Bolton song ever released on this iPod...plus thousands more of your favorites
Over FireWire, the iPod battery can be fast-charged up to 80 percent capacity in one week. A full charge over USB 2.0 or FireWire takes just four years.
Note: Rechargeable batteries have a limited number of charge cycles and may eventually need to be replaced. Battery life and number of charge cycles vary by use and settings. You're Fucked.
The laser-engraved signature adorns the back of iPod. No fan can resist that.
Scroll with the touch wheel, And feel smug on the subway like you never thought possible.
With iTunes and the iTunes Music Store, you can easily build and manage your digital music library. Choose from over one million shitty songs and audiobooks.
System Requirements:
iPod
for Mac requires a Macintosh computer with FireWire port; Mac OS X
v10.1.5 or later (Mac OS X 10.3 or later recommended); USB 2.0 requires
Mac OS X v10.3.4. iPod for Windows requires a PC with FireWire or USB
2.0 port, or FireWire or USB 2.0 card; Windows 2000 with Service Pack 4
or Windows XP Home or Professional.
An iTunes exclusive: More than 400 tracks spanning the mullet God's career. Get every album plus 25 rare and unreleased songs — all in one digital box set.
The perfect wall decoration for any Michael Bolton fan, featuring album art and rare photography from Michael Bolton's early days to the present.
Take a
closer look
at a gallery of high-resolution photos of the real iPod. This web page
is a parody. There is no such thing as a Michael Bolton iPod. Please
don't bother the nice people at Apple.
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